TUCSON IS A SKI TOWN BUMPER STICKER
The perfect ironic statement piece for anyone who's ever explained that yes, Arizona has skiing. Ideal for those who measure their powder days in centimeters per decade.
FEATURES:
Desert-proof vinyl
Heat-resistant adhesive (tested to 120°F)
UV-resistant (like your skiing hopes)
Sand-proof finish (for those non-ski days, i.e., most days)
PERFECT FOR:
Your mountain bike that's actually your ski gear
The back of your hiking pack you call a "ski bag"
Your 4x4 that sees more saguaros than snow
The window of your local coffee shop that doubles as the ski lodge
Size: 4" x 3" (bigger than our annual snowfall)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your optimistic ski rack
Those skis you use twice per year
Your "I swear it snows here" speech
Your collection of Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley closure notices
Your desert-to-ski-run conversion calculator
WARNING: May cause:
Confused looks from real ski towns
Excessive explanation of Arizona geography
Spontaneous defense of 1.2 mile runs
Proud declarations about southernmost ski area
Uncontrollable urges to check Mt. Lemmon webcams
Note: Price includes free cactus removal from your ski bases
The perfect ironic statement piece for anyone who's ever explained that yes, Arizona has skiing. Ideal for those who measure their powder days in centimeters per decade.
FEATURES:
Desert-proof vinyl
Heat-resistant adhesive (tested to 120°F)
UV-resistant (like your skiing hopes)
Sand-proof finish (for those non-ski days, i.e., most days)
PERFECT FOR:
Your mountain bike that's actually your ski gear
The back of your hiking pack you call a "ski bag"
Your 4x4 that sees more saguaros than snow
The window of your local coffee shop that doubles as the ski lodge
Size: 4" x 3" (bigger than our annual snowfall)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your optimistic ski rack
Those skis you use twice per year
Your "I swear it snows here" speech
Your collection of Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley closure notices
Your desert-to-ski-run conversion calculator
WARNING: May cause:
Confused looks from real ski towns
Excessive explanation of Arizona geography
Spontaneous defense of 1.2 mile runs
Proud declarations about southernmost ski area
Uncontrollable urges to check Mt. Lemmon webcams
Note: Price includes free cactus removal from your ski bases
The perfect ironic statement piece for anyone who's ever explained that yes, Arizona has skiing. Ideal for those who measure their powder days in centimeters per decade.
FEATURES:
Desert-proof vinyl
Heat-resistant adhesive (tested to 120°F)
UV-resistant (like your skiing hopes)
Sand-proof finish (for those non-ski days, i.e., most days)
PERFECT FOR:
Your mountain bike that's actually your ski gear
The back of your hiking pack you call a "ski bag"
Your 4x4 that sees more saguaros than snow
The window of your local coffee shop that doubles as the ski lodge
Size: 4" x 3" (bigger than our annual snowfall)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your optimistic ski rack
Those skis you use twice per year
Your "I swear it snows here" speech
Your collection of Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley closure notices
Your desert-to-ski-run conversion calculator
WARNING: May cause:
Confused looks from real ski towns
Excessive explanation of Arizona geography
Spontaneous defense of 1.2 mile runs
Proud declarations about southernmost ski area
Uncontrollable urges to check Mt. Lemmon webcams
Note: Price includes free cactus removal from your ski bases